Tuesday, December 4, 2012

妈妈学英文。。



最近, 妈妈很努力的在学英文~

妈妈问儿子:" I Dont Know 是什么意思? "

儿子:" 我不知道 "

妈妈就打了儿子一巴~

然后说道:" 我给了那么多钱让你去读书, 竟然不知道 I Don't Know 是什么意思!? "

妈妈继续说:" 我再给你一次机会告诉我 I Don't Know 到底是什么意思? "

儿子:"我不知道啦~!!"

妈妈又再打儿子一巴~

然后生气的说道:" 你是不是闲我不会英文,不教我?! "

儿子:" 真的是不知道啦!! "

妈妈:" 算了 , 你不告诉我 I Dont Know 是什么意思就算了 , 那么I Know But I Don't Want To Tell You 又是什么意思?"

儿子:"妈。。 你直接打我算了~ "



替三国英雄取英文名






替三国英雄取英文名。。 XD


张飞 - Open Fly

关羽 - Close Feather

关平 - Even Close

孔明 - Bright Hole

孔融 - Melt Hole

刘备 - BackUp Liu

刘表 - Watch Liu

马超 - Super Horse

吕布 - LV Cloth

吕蒙 - LV Men


曹操 - Fuck Cao





Monday, November 26, 2012

【脑筋急转弯测你的智商】

有棵很高很高的椰树,分别有四种动物,猩猩、人猿、猴子、金刚爬到树上摘香蕉,你认为哪个先摘到?

(请先不要看答案,仔细思考)

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答案:

选猴子,你是典型的笨蛋;
选猩猩,只能說你好可愛;
选人猿,你不夠睡咯!
选金刚,你是個大蠢蛋。

。。。你见过椰树上长香蕉吗?

XD


好可爱的狗狗~





【让双腿变瘦的7样绝好食物】




【让双腿变瘦的7样绝好食物】

1.紫菜,排掉体内废物及积聚水分;
2.芝麻,去除附在血管内的胆固醇;
3.西柚,丰富的钾有助减少下半身的脂肪;
4.西红柿,减少水肿;
5.红豆,增加大肠的蠕动,促进排尿及减少便秘;
6.木瓜,清除因吃肉类而积聚在下身的脂肪;
7.猕猴桃,加快分解脂肪。

用工是辛苦的; 興趣是快樂的。





Friday, September 28, 2012

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Rihanna - Where Have You Been (MV)




douchebag


The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.

He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.

He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.

To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

阿里山高山青大饭店



将在阿里山过一夜的住宿 -- 阿里山高山青大饭店。 ^^


含稅含服務費
含早餐
無限上網
暖氣開放:暖氣設備當溫度低於7度以下會自動開啟
(暖氣開放時間: 11 月底 ~4 月底,下午 6:00~ 隔天上午6:00,
會因季節看日出時間不同而調整 )


定價:NT$ 5,800 【含稅及服務費】
優惠價:01/12/2012, 每間 NT$4,800




Saturday, September 8, 2012

Thursday, September 6, 2012

可樂 - 意想不到的用途



可樂 - 意想不到的用途

可樂屬酸性,pH值為 2.30 – 2.40,這酸鹼值已經可以抑制大多數的微生物、可以溶解牙齒和骨頭,還有多種意想不到的清潔功能。

◆ 清潔各種你想不到的東西
1. 可用來清潔燒焦的鍋底。把可樂倒進去然後煮沸,就可以把鍋底燒焦去除。
2. 舊的毛巾浸泡在可樂裏面,可以變的更新。
3. 浸泡可樂可清洗舊錢幣。首飾放到可樂裡浸泡,再用牙刷清潔可重現光彩。
4. 把可樂倒入你的水壺放上一天。可清除水壺裏面的殘垢。
5. 把可樂倒入馬桶泡個兩三小時,裡面的酸性物質起作用,可以去除尿垢。
6. 用沾有可樂的毛巾擦拭,可去除鎖頭的生鏽。
7. 用錫紙沾上可樂,可清潔汽車電池端的腐蝕物或車頭保險桿的鐵銹。同樣,如果生鏽的釘子難以拆卸,倒上可樂等幾小時,就可順利除鏽拆卸。科學原理是內含的離子及酸性與氧化鐵產生化學反應,造成鐵鏽掉落。
8. 倒一罐可樂進洗衣機,加入洗衣粉,可以幫助去除衣物油漬。

◆ 詭異的用途
1. 在照片表面輕輕的刷一層可樂,然後快速弄乾,可讓新照片實現老照片的效果,尤其是黑白照片效果最好。
2. 染髮後若覺得顔色有點重,用可樂洗頭可讓顔色變淺一些。
3. 把可樂倒入一個廣口容器,放到有植物的地方還能充當殺蟲器。因爲可樂的甜味會吸引蟲子,跌落進來就難以活命了,不過似乎有點多此一舉,換成其他飲料也可以達成這個功能。



Saturday, August 25, 2012

The Mahabodhi Temple




The Mahabodhi Temple (Burmese: [məhà bɔ́dḭ tɕáʊɴ]) is a Buddhist temple located in Bagan, Burma. It was built in the mid-13th century during the reign of King Htilominlo, and is modelled after the Mahabodhi Temple, which is located in Bihar, India. The temple is built in an architectural style typical during the Gupta period, and contains a large pyramidal tower with many niches containing over 450 images of Buddha. The temple survived the 1975 earthquake, and was repaired in following years.


Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Stories..



Stories that stop you in your tracks..

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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

马来西亚没救了!



住在甲洞的朋友们,你们要小心提防!!!
甲洞出现匪徒!他们专门趁着受害者不留意时用頭盔敲头,然后抢手袋!已经有一位婦女中招了!!!婦女被打到昏迷失憶!

这起攫夺案发生上週四(16日)晚上约7时,受害者陈凤珍(47岁,会计执行员)如常在下班后搭乘火车返家,在抵站步行回家途中,两名骑摩多的匪徒从后而至,以头盔当武器敲击她的头部,之后再强行夺走手提袋。



一名47岁单身妇女放工回家途中遇劫,匪徒先以头盔猛敲她的头部,再强行攫夺手提袋,使她当场重创昏迷,被路人送往医院急救;昏迷一天醒来后,相信因左右脑出血引发失忆后遗症,加上曾经受到过度的惊嚇,仅勉强认得身边亲属,对案发经过只字不提。

根据该妇女的家属披露,受害者昏迷清醒后,眼神失去焦距,且无法说话;情况直至3天后才稍为看见事物,不过只能说出简单的单字;对於家人提问有关劫案损失
的財物,则一律拒绝回应。

家属希望,案发当天恰巧目睹劫案过程的民眾能够提供更多线索,以便警方能够顺利展开调查。


Monday, August 20, 2012

Heineken Cube




Complex.com‘s Nick Schonberger recently asked you to, “Imagine being able to really fill a fridge with beer. No space lost.”

He asks the question as he introduces us to Heineken’s new “cube”; a brilliantly simple concept from the mind of designer Petit Romain of France that is so obvious you sort of have to ponder why it’s never been done before. The cube concept pitches several advantages that range from the economic, to the environmental. Quite simnply, a cubed bottle is easier to store for manufacture, more efficient to transport and finally, store in the fridge. By maximising spatial usage, there should be long term fuel economy gains that in turn minimise carbon footprint. This green cubed bottle really may be the greenest bottle ever.

So, it seems the only questions left are; ‘Does it look any good?’ and ‘Is it as easy to drink as from a typical bottle?’.

Well, we think it looks pretty awesome, and can’t wait to see a 12-pack stacked in our mini-fridge. But we’re not yet convinced that the ease of consumption is up there with the bottle. The model in the image below seems to be drinking just fine, but it’s much wider and – we’d assume – harder to grip. That said, we feel the comfort sacrifice is more than worth the benefits!


V-CUBE™ won a silver award in the "Other markets - Entertainment" category for the pioneering V-CUBE 2™ packaging in Pentawards, which is the first on-line global awards competition devoted entirely to packaging design.

Amongst the Pentawards winners this year were some of the most famous brands worldwide like Coca Cola, Jack Daniels, Davidoff and Heineken. The only other toy to have ever won an award prior to that was Pokemon (Silver - 2009).


Sunday, July 22, 2012

Funny Ad by Adidas



During FIFA World Cup 2006, Adidas followed up the FIFA World Cup Recruitment campaign in April with Partido and Equipo, two television spots featuring young boys picking and managing their dream soccer teams. In “Equipo” (Equipment) José and Pedro, two Spanish-speaking boys, fantasize about who would be in their dream team. Before they know it, their dream players turn up, even players from the past such as Franz Beckenbauer and Michel Platini. In “Partido” (Party) José and Pedro, as captains of their own dream teams, play against each other in what appears to be a parallel of a 1966 FIFA final between England and Germany. Kaká is sent off and Jermain Defoe is chosen to go into goal.




Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Sunday, July 15, 2012

《回到三国》卡通版



《回到三国》卡通版 ♥


People from Terengganu





People from Terengganu refer themselves as "Orang Ganu", but it's just Orang Terengganu in Terengganu Dialect; Terengganu's Folk in English.

Anyhow, to say in English, it might be Terengganuans.. but still i never heard anybody use that word.


All the great stadiums




As a Malaysian and 'Ore Ganu', I feel so shame.
Even worse, until now still no one is held responsible for the lousy construction..

* Ore Ganu means Orang Terengganu in Terengganu Dialect; Terengganu's Folk in English.




Saturday, July 14, 2012